Jayne and Jack Benny

JAYNE MANSFIELD 
I just can’t control myself. When I’m near you, I’m crazy about you.
JACK BENNY 
Well, I’m – I’m crazy about you, too, Jayne, but it’s so ridiculous. I mean, look at the difference in our ages.
JAYNE MANSFIELD 
There’s not that much difference, Jack. I’m twenty-six, and you’re thirty-nine.
JACK BENNY
I know, but I was thinking. Twenty-five years from now, when you’ll be fifty-one, and I’ll be thirty-nine.

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